“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
His major complaint was: he was a sculptor, not a painter. He didn’t want to paint.
Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.
Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”
IT’S THEM AS BABIES
The Supernatural Fandom summed up by Crowley.
No, you don’t understand.
CROWLEY IS TUMBLR.
Think about it:
“Where’s your angel?”
“I assume you don’t kiss on the mouth? - Your loss.”
YES CROWLEY IS TUMBLR.
maybe tumblr is just hell.
Crowley rules it.
that’s why everyone’s so sassy all the time.
Thou have to sass.
And he’s almighty because with every reblog and every like and every asdfghjkl he gains power. And we are his souls.
And the real world wants to close the gates of Tumblr forever.
perfect post really is perfect
We can not allow them to close the gates of tumblr. This is our home. We must fight.
Fighting against the real world to protect the Gates of Hell?
ALL HAIL CROWLEY
Another Crowley quote that would fit Tumblr “I just want to be loved!”
male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe
is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out
please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase
I can’t be the only person to worry about Elijah Wood sometimes.
I won’t fight it in vain.
THESE ARE SO COOL! LOOK AT DRACO ASDFGHKJJL’AS
CAN WE HAVE THIS AU INSTEAD OF THE SECOND HALF OF BOOK 7
BECAUSE I MEAN
Ginny Weasley is a “person of interest in Salazar Opera House arson and bombing.” HOLY SHIT CAN I READ THAT
Okay but Luna— “smuggling mudbloods and muggles across restricted borders”
I will always love how Hermione’s says “approach with extreme caution.” like seriously what has she been up to that the death eaters are just like “dude stay away from this bitch”